Lydia is not an Octopus

Yesterday Larisa was putting the kids to bed.  Lydia can take forever in the bathroom, so Larisa had to speed her up to make time for reading a book.  She put toothpaste on the toothbrush and told Lydia to take it, while Lydia was still busy putting her pull-up on.  Her response was perfect.  “Mom, I’m not an optupus.”

Of course, they do get to bed eventually.